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Put-Downs and Zingers for All Occasions

You may be kind and intelligent, but that’s no excuse for being a wimp out there on the schoolyard of life. With Put-Downs and Zingers in hand, you’ll be locked and loaded next time you face dimwits, creeps, crazies, bureaucrats, relatives, or people who simply aren’t trying hard enough. Filled with withering one-liners and devastating retorts, this pocket-sized prompter is your witty secret weapon in the war of words.

  • Chapters ranging from “Out in Public” to “Tiresome Lifestyles”
  • Over 459 put-downs and zingers to choose from!
  • Hardcover; 3.5 x. 5.75 inches; 112 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock

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